“Ruke say guk, ruke say guk;
there is blood on the shoe
the shoe doesn’t fit.
The real bride is home.”Cinderella
The Brothers Grimm’s Cinderella is different from Disney’s. There are no fairy godmothers or mice that turn into horses. None of these Cinderellas look like the Egyptian one, kidnapped by pirates and sold into slavery. And the cannibal witch from the Russian version is absent from all the previous ones.
In our version, it is Cinderella who creates her own ball gown and her digital gold sneakersusing rags from cryptographers and cypherpunks. She is not looking for a husband; The evening he attends is at the twilight of the fiat system. What a wonderful occasion! It’s a shame that it goes on for so long… 16 years of celebration and those that remain.
But this story is not about princes and princesses, there are no castles or dead mothers. This story begins after Satoshi created the best money in history, and fled in the middle of the night when he believed that the arrival of Wikileaks would turn the carriage into a pumpkin, leaving more than a million bitcoins locked, like a lock without a private key to open it. .
One detail that has been overlooked in Cinderella is that Stepsisters are not only evil, but identity usurpers. Faced with the question of who owns the digital gold slipper, stepsisters appear and do whatever it takes to deceive the prince. Before there was only one, who instead of bringing the key to prove that she was Cinderella, began to demand that everyone say otherwise.
“The oldest went to her room to try on the shoe, accompanied by her mother. But there was no way to insert the big toe; and seeing that the slipper was too small, the mother, handing her a knife, said: “Cut off your toe! “When you are queen, you will have no need to walk.” The girl did it like this; He forced his foot into the shoe and, suppressing the pain, presented himself to the prince.”
Cinderella – The Brothers Grimm
But the court noticed that Croig Wrong’s foot was bloody, so they made him apologize, and now he’s walking around with his toe cut off.
The other stepsister, an alleged professional in the sale of snake oil, He even charged USD 500 to the attendees of his presentation in society so that everyone could see how he didn’t have the key, how his shoe didn’t fit.
Since 2016, he was registering patents claiming authorship of Bitcoin Technology. But this time, his mother told him, what am I saying, his comrade Anderson: “Cut a piece off your heel. “When you are queen you will have no need to walk.” Now everyone laughs at the limp of Faketoshi Esteban Mula, who organized an event for everyone to see how he cut his heel.
And since this fairy tale (completely fictional, in which any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental) will last for decades, perhaps centuries, step-sisters will probably still appear out therewho will continue to mutilate their feet even if the shoe never fits, even if they never show the key to Satoshi’s bitcoin.
And just as in the original versions of the fairy tales – which are kind of macabre (ask Andersen’s Little Mermaid) – in our version, Cinderella died, the princes who search for her will never know who she was, their bitcoin will be a donation to scarcity and the enrichment of bitcoiners, and everyone lived happily ever after, enjoying the twilight of fiat and laughing at the mutilated stepsisters.
